Vote for me!

A glimpse into an email I just wrote to a friend.

OH!  Soulmate!

I fricken LOATHE going shopping and will buy online if that is an option. Unless it’s for computer related stuff, then I’m the first one out the door.  Oh yeah, and if it’s office supplies, pfft, I’ve already left your ass behind cuz I’m zooming my way to get new pens .. and paper … oh and crayons … and markers!  and and and …

The Women’s club is gonna revoke my membership, I just know it, but the Geek’s club is thinking about making me president forever.

Feeling my age

The other night I was bitching to JD about having to take so many meds each night. I said “There’s one to keep my heart from exploding, one to keep my brain from exploding, one to help keep my eardrums from exploding, one to keep me from killing every one … oh, and a baby aspirin cuz apparently I’m a baby.”

I take a med to keep my heart from doing funky things, the brain one is my high blood pressure meds, the ear one is an antibiotic to make sure the fluid behind my eardrums doesn’t get infected before we can get it dried up and gone away and the one to keep me from killing them is my anti-stress/anti-depressant meds. LOL

He said “Damn, when you put it that way, you’re a walking timebomb! Umm, you aren’t running short on any, are ya? Especially that anti-stress one?”

Tanner chimed in with “God I hope not!”

Zach just shook his head and said “I’ll be in my room if anyone needs me … or gets attacked.”

My family … they love me. 

Vague Possibilities

I was going through folders, cleaning stuff out and ran across this.  I made it back in 2005 when I was experimenting with the Gorean lifestyle.

The exchange between Master and slave is pretty much a common exchange during collarings.  The lyrics are from Seraphim Shock’s Some Sick Dream.

Yeah, odd that I’d have “him” whispering those words to her, because they are so not typically Gorean.  But hey, what can I say?  I tend to veer towards the romanticism in BDSM.  If it’s not present, he’s lost me.  My mind will be a million miles away.

So yeah, I didn’t last long in Gor.  Hell, it’s a wonder I made it out without becoming sleen chow. 

Punxsutawney Phil’s prediction: more winter - CNN.com

Punxsutawney Phil’s prediction: more winter - CNN.com
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pennsylvania (AP) — Brace yourself for more wintry weather.
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Punxsutawney Phil is the focus of attention at the annual event in a town northeast of Pittsburgh.

Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow Saturday, leading the groundhog to forecast six more weeks of winter.

I say they start pulling the little bastard out of his hole at midnight.  That’ll fix that little weather problem for us.

Are you smarter than Ash?

I stumbled on just one of these.  They are actually stupid-easy questions.  Let’s see how you do.  Answers are in Comments.

1.  How many outs are there for an inning of baseball?
2.  If there are 5 apples and you take away 2 apples, how many apples do you have?
3.  Lee’s parents emigrated from china.  they have five children.  the first four are named la, le, li, and lo.  what did they name the fifth?
4. A red house is made from red bricks. a blue house is made from blue bricks.  a pink house is made from pink bricks.  a black house is made from black bricks.  what is a greenhouse made from?
5. The Spanish civil war, which began July 17 1936 was fought between….?
6. Do they have a fourth of July in England?